No one has told me to stop, so here's a new collection of those wacky films I wanna see:
First Bulletproof, which I saw between Tweeting about it and this blog post. But I'll reccommend it to everybody! Gary Busey at his craziest! Your worst nightmare, butthorn.
Beast in Space
Star Wars-themed sexploitation starring the finnish bombshell Sirpa Laine!
The Challenge of the Lady Ninja
This is the first occasion on this list about my love for the kunoichi. I want to see this soo bad!
Captive planet (Sette uomini d'oro nello spazio)
Features suicidal robots without genitalia
THE GREEN SLIME
Usually, 50's and 60's B-movies aren't worth it. But this looks like an exception. It has the funkiest theme song!
Day of the Dolphin
Dolphin Assassins Yield the Greatest Movie Poster and Tagline Ever?
DEADBEAT AT DAWN
Hailed as one of the most action-packed movies of all time.
I mean the one where Denzel Washington chases a body-swapping demon.
HARD ROCK ZOMBIES
This trash comes from Cannon - Of Course!
Not exactly kunoichi, but kick-ass girls nevertheless!
The Iceman Cometh
Arnie would say: Let's Kick some Ice!
INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS
The best documentary about the finnish Centre Party ever made!
Karate Bear Fighter
This might be the best name of a movie ever created.
Kommissar X - Jagd auf Unbekannt
The germans know their stuff as well as the italians.
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
OK, it's a near internet meme, but you can't say this shit isn't horrible and awesome at the same time!
Explosions! Teleportation! No Sense!
I can't find a YouTube clip, but Edgar Wright recommends this Michael Winner picture for Death Wish 3 -fans. It's gotta have vigilantism!
Jumping, exploding human-bananas?
As promised, more kunoichi. The sexy kind!
"This is a bad guy." No shit, that's Gene Simmons! In a movie with robot spiders
Sorry, ladies. Not to be sexist, but this is far too entertaining.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
SURVIVING THE GAME
I'm a sucker for rich dudes hunting the homeless -flicks.
Werewolves on Wheels
I certainly don't want anybody saying I am running a highbrow-blog
Yes, that was a huge floating head saying, "The gun is good" and puking rifles to a crowd of diapered men on horseback. Once you bought your ticket, you got to hear the head finish the sentence ("... The penis is evil.")
10 to Midnight
The obligatory Bronson-picture. But they are all so great!