No one has told me to stop, so here's a new collection of those wacky films I wanna see:
First Bulletproof, which I saw between Tweeting about it and this blog post. But I'll reccommend it to everybody! Gary Busey at his craziest! Your worst nightmare, butthorn.
http://bit.ly/jUGln
Beast in Space
Star Wars-themed sexploitation starring the finnish bombshell Sirpa Laine!
The Challenge of the Lady Ninja
http://bit.ly/afojj0
This is the first occasion on this list about my love for the kunoichi. I want to see this soo bad!
Captive planet (Sette uomini d'oro nello spazio)
http://bit.ly/8TtEjP
Features suicidal robots without genitalia
THE GREEN SLIME
Usually, 50's and 60's B-movies aren't worth it. But this looks like an exception. It has the funkiest theme song!
Day of the Dolphin
http://bit.ly/b5uOXv
Dolphin Assassins Yield the Greatest Movie Poster and Tagline Ever?
-Unreality
DEADBEAT AT DAWN
Hobo violence!
Deadly Prey
http://bit.ly/aYrs2r
Hailed as one of the most action-packed movies of all time.
Fallen
http://bit.ly/9lKRe6
I mean the one where Denzel Washington chases a body-swapping demon.
HARD ROCK ZOMBIES
This trash comes from Cannon - Of Course!
High-Kick Girl
http://bit.ly/4wjPkp
Not exactly kunoichi, but kick-ass girls nevertheless!
The Iceman Cometh
http://bit.ly/9SwRTz
Arnie would say: Let's Kick some Ice!
INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS
The best documentary about the finnish Centre Party ever made!
Karate Bear Fighter
http://bit.ly/c0CoZF
This might be the best name of a movie ever created.
Kommissar X - Jagd auf Unbekannt
http://bit.ly/Sb9km
The germans know their stuff as well as the italians.
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
http://bit.ly/2azi2o
OK, it's a near internet meme, but you can't say this shit isn't horrible and awesome at the same time!
NINJA TERMINATOR
Explosions! Teleportation! No Sense!
Parting Shots
I can't find a YouTube clip, but Edgar Wright recommends this Michael Winner picture for Death Wish 3 -fans. It's gotta have vigilantism!
Prophecy
http://bit.ly/8RfjE
Jumping, exploding human-bananas?
Red Phoenix
http://bit.ly/7FzCaQ
As promised, more kunoichi. The sexy kind!
THE RUNAWAY
"This is a bad guy." No shit, that's Gene Simmons! In a movie with robot spiders
SATAN'S CHEERLEADERS
http://bit.ly/ajvnxY
Sorry, ladies. Not to be sexist, but this is far too entertaining.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
http://bit.ly/2whuw2
Garbage Day!
SURVIVING THE GAME
I'm a sucker for rich dudes hunting the homeless -flicks.
Werewolves on Wheels
http://bit.ly/dah9PI
I certainly don't want anybody saying I am running a highbrow-blog
ZARDOZ
Yes, that was a huge floating head saying, "The gun is good" and puking rifles to a crowd of diapered men on horseback. Once you bought your ticket, you got to hear the head finish the sentence ("... The penis is evil.")
- Cracked.com
10 to Midnight
http://bit.ly/594KLA
The obligatory Bronson-picture. But they are all so great!
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