Correction

As you may have noticed from yesterday's post (if you read the initial letters in each chapter), it was an April Fool's joke. Honestly, I don't think Michael Bay is really such a bad action director, but what is certain is that he's gotten way too much money and power and cocaine to create anything resembling a coherent movie any more. IRL I'd rate his films the following way:

Bad Boys ★★
The Rock ★★★★
Armageddon ★★★ (on a good day)
Pearl Harbor ★
Bad Boys II ★★★★
The Island ★★
Transformers ★
Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen ★

Bay's score is actually 2,25.