Tuesday, 23 March 2010

The Funny 00's

The Best Comedies of the 2000s - Part I of a series

Howdy ho, true believers!

I didn't let go of this blog this easily. Instead, it gives me the perfect platform to publish a list I originally made for Episodi magazine. It concerns the best comedies of the Naughties. All of these have been selected because thay made me laugh. Some may be better movies than others by having more content to them than just goofy belly-laughs. But to be looked at a comedy, the main point to me at least is the fact whether the movie is funny or not.

The list at Unreality (a site for which I have tons of respect) may not be the most agreeable, but at least it gave me a good point: There's no need to argue why anything is funny. You just find it so or you don't. That's why I'll only post one of my favorite quotes or an appropriate YouTube clip next to each entry. These are in alphabetical order. Enjoy!

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Director: Adam McKay

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

Bad Santa (2003)
Director: Terry Zwigoff

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other."

Be Kind Rewind (2008)
Director: Michel Gondry

"Anything you say can and will be held against you...in the court of Robocop."

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Director: Larry Charles

"Why you call police? The retard escape?"

Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
Director: Don Coscarelli

"Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King. "

Burn After Reading (2008)
Directors: Joel & Ethan Coen

"Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks."

Clerks II (2006)
Director: Kevin Smith

"
We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sakes. What the fuck were we training to be, Batmen?"

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(2004)
Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber



The Hangover (2009)
Director: Todd Phillips

"It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

Hot Fuzz (2007)
Director: Edgar Wright


In the Loop (2009)
Director: Armando Iannucci



Jackass: The Movie
(2002)
Director: Jeff Tremaine



The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
Director: Wes anderson

"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

Sideways (2005)
Director: Alexander Payne

"It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bullshit. Fuckin' Raid."

The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Director: David Silverman

"Okay, epiphany, epiphany... oh I know! Bananas are an excellent source of potassium!- Ow! Uh, America will never embrace soccer. - Ow! More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself?"

Shrek (2001)
Director: Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson



South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (2000)
Director: Trey Parker



Superbad (2007)
Director: Greg Mottola

"You just cock-blocked McLovin!"

Team America: World Police (2004)
Director: Trey Parker

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Director: Jake Kasdan

Sunday, 7 February 2010

What I've been watching lately

As you may know, I recently moved to Switzerland to become a exchange student. I would've guessed I wouldn't have time to watch as many movies at this busy time. However, I have had some boring days with nothing to do except watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or DuckTales from my computer. Here's a selection of films I've seen recently.

First the Last film I saw in Finland:

Troll
Directed by: John Carl Buechler
Starring: Noah Hathaway, Michael Moriarty, Shelley Hack
This prequel of Troll 2 (of sorts) should deserve a cult status of its own. I think it has some sort of light-hearted attempts at a satire, but it comes out just plain weird. The scene where unspeakably silly troll dolls sing in the bushes is one for the records. It's still not Troll 2, but hey, what is? A must-see for bad movie lovers.
* or *****

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Directed by: Jake Kasdan
Starring: John C. Reilly, Jenna Fischer, Tim Meadows, Raymond J. Barry
The only parody worth anything in recent memory. This pokes fun at Hollywood's musician biographies, while it doesn't shy away from spoofing also it's fair share of rock institutions. I laughed hard at many points, but overall, there really isn't anything justifying why a goofy comedy should be over 90 minutes long. The version I saw was two hours and it drags a lot at certain points. Still, well worth checking out.
***1/2

Semi-Pro
Directed by: Kent Alterman
Starring: Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, André Benjamin
Will Ferrell stepped over the line with one too many sports comedies with this one. It's a wonder why even a cast which features Will Arnett and Andy Richter can't bring any posture into it. Dodgeball this certainly ain't. It has a few amusing scenes, but as is the case with these kind of bad comedies, they can be seen on the movie's trailer. I dig the "Love Me Sexy Song", still.
**

The Man from London
Directed by: Bela Tarr
Starring: Miroslav Krobot, János Derszi, Tilda Swinton
The first movie I saw at the local arthouse cinema, Kino Xenix in Zurich. Tarr is notorious for being a slow moviemaker. This also moves at glacier-speed, which usually is not my cup of tea, but the plot is intriguing enough to keep even someone as ADD as me going. An athmosphere of peril and mystery is well-realized, but the family drama parts falters at parts. The end result doesn't feel as larger-than life as it should. A sad little arthouse film.
***1/2

RockNRolla
Directed by: Guy Ritchie
Starring: Mark Strong, Tom Wilkinson, Gerard Butler, Thandie Newton
Nice of Guy Ritchie to finally complete his gangster trilogy. I just can't help but wonder where's Statham. This one keeps it simple, with a plot that's easier to follow than Snatch or LS&2SB. However, that itself does not make this on par with them (well, not with Snatch at least). There's little new ideas except the titular RockNRolla and it just doesn't seem as funny. Nice for a saturday night's film, however.
***

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

C-c-c-changes, plus some more movies I-wanna-see

I haven't updated for a while, as I've been having a small crisis as to where I should take this blog. At first I figured I'd just put up small reviews of every movie I'd seen, creating a sort of database in my movie-seeing in the long run. But then I began to think that it wasn't too appreciative for the movies. They deserve to be analysed deeper than just a couple of sentences. So, from now on, I'll only do posts in regards of a bigger theme. For example, soon I figured I could do a list of my favorite Christmas movies. If there really is someone other than me reading this blog, please feel free to comment on what sort of blog would you rather be interested in reading.

And now, as a thanks for reading this news update, I'll give you some more of movies I-wanna-see:

Blood Freak

This is a perfect film for Thanksgiving, a pro-jesus, anti-drug, sadistic killer turkey film.


Bloody Pit of Terror! http://bit.ly/IoKyA
Paha Mustanaamio!


Color Me Blood Red http://bit.ly/6RLDPW

The Hidden! http://bit.ly/2S7jud

I 3 Fantastici Supermen! http://bit.ly/1X5AJ1
It's like Italian Spiderman, but for real!


Incense for the Damned! http://bit.ly/2jiRTh
Starring the late, great Edward Woodward.


Murphy's law!

There's only one law - Charles Bronsons's law!


The Protector! http://bit.ly/4EKyBM
To be fair, I'll probably include all the Tony Jaa films I haven't seen to this.


Raging Phoenix! http://bit.ly/16PYVn
Awesome, although I hope they aren't in fact all real fights and real injuries
.

Rock 'n Roll Nightmare! http://bit.ly/sSXCK
Oh Yeeeeeah!


The Room
This seems on par with one of my all-time favorites Russian Ninja with acting abilities.


Savage! http://bit.ly/14fPpD

Secret Agent 00 Soul http://finnish.imdb.com/title/tt0114375/
A Bond spoof starring Billy Dee Williams! It's a miracle it doesn't have any YouTube videos


Street Fighter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb0Ty41jWxQ

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday. What?

Top of the heap http://bit.ly/2Konxj
A rare blaxploitation flick shown at Night Visions festival, but I missed it.

666 - the Nigerian Omen http://bit.ly/V6FYK
Reading Vice sure pays off.

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